Man walks into a brasserie. 

One girl, two cups.

Not, as it turns out, invented by Otto Titzling. I believed this to be true until very recently.

Dyslexic man walks into a brassiere.

I'm sorry I thought this was a bar.

What is this, some kind of yoke?

The Wonderbra, so called because she takes it off and you wonder where her tits have gone.

It’s been nice knowing you, chap.

Heh @ Buzz