I'm sorry, but I'm busy w**king off Liam Fox whilst Michael Gove sucks me off.

I came here to read some sense from la stix but I left being emotionally scarred for life.

I feel that my work here is done.

Post two made me lol in the open plan

Die ventjes zien de hele dag af in kantoor.

:-/

Wot?

Didn't you just say "those guys are at it all day?"

Or did you say "I'm here all week"?

My Dutch is literally gleaned from Dutch for dummies so it might well mean tea or coffee.

"Those guys in the office are at it all day". 

What's so wrong with that?

Well I'm a bit prudish

Earlier I read a Cara Delevingne quote "if I walk into a room and everyone is having sex I'll probably join in" and it made me feel veh odd

I mean I expect most people would be quite pleased in her case but the confidence!

Anyway slight digression

It's none of the above actually.

More like: Those boys are being beasted in an office all day.

And does the double entendre of beasted also apply in the Dutch??

No.

Beasted as in working hard on boring stuff.

"boring stuff" is still quite lewd tho *snicker,*

Well, I stand corrected.

Re Cara Delavigne, she's a creepy little munchkin.  Not sure I'd want to do the nasty with her.  Not that that's ever likely to be an issue in practice.

I think I got the gist badman. I think you meant to say that they suffer in an office all day and could use a bit of female laughter.

I adore cara, she is hilarious.  She also does the DJing on Grand Theft Auto “non stop pop” channel.  Fab u lus. 

Ohhhhh I thought the guys were Gove and Fox and they were some sort of office sex workers

Will pause the application to translate Dutch to English 

Dope - definitely ^ wot Tricky sed (thanks, Tricky).  I don't speak Dutch.  As if that were in any doubt.

It could be that Badman wanted to say that Gove and Fox are suffering all day in an office and could use a bit of male diversion in the shape of Badman.

I think perhaps Badman needs to clear it up.

I'll definitely need to clear up a bit after Gove has finished blowing me.

I do actually no feel slightly unwell.

Eet mijn pik, je mentale vis!

"Eat my dick, your mental fish."

You're not improving....

No, that's exactly what I meant to say (this time).

Oh, "your", not "you".  So how do you write it properly?

Properly menkle thread.  VG.  

OK.  If we can get Evil (yes Teclis is right, you've turned into a right fooking arsehole) Anna, then we can close the snare....