You should call your lily Alan.

Home office currently has:

Mammilaria (tits!) Supertexta

Weberbauerocereus Winterianus (anus!)

Haworthia Limifolia (no rude words)

and a quite sorry looking phalaenopsis

we had some plants.

then we got rid of them.

apart from one we forgot about.

which is now very very very dead.

:(

Thialimif is Hungarian for perineum

heheh at Buzz

and Wang

Haworthia has a wort in it, hopefully not genital, Buzz.

Update, home office also has a bored looking dog in it.

clubbers, why did you have to get rid of your plants?

I have a sansevieria named Robert and a schefflera named George

"Apart from that, who has an office plant? What sort of plant? Does it have a name?"

I did at my previous job. It was a small terranium. I called her Sharon as Sharon was a team secretary who had worked for the team for 28 years and was unceremoniously sacked by an arrogant, mentally fooked female boss.

Sharon today survives in the company in the custody of an ex-colleague and is placed bang in the middle of the main meeting room ...with the name tag on. 

The schefflera is more of a Bush than a Plant, however

Office did have a Boston fern called Sideshow Bob but he carked it 

Succubus the succulus on my desk.

(It's a succulent)

oh that's a great name, Tricky!

I have a dead miniature orchid that our last intern gave me when she left.

That's either a nice present, if it was alive when given, or, if dead when given, suggests she didn't have a great time there.

It was alive when she gave it to me. I'm just the kiss of death when it comes to plants. I can't bring myself to throw it away even though it is clearly dead. :-(

orchids are tricky and temperamental though, Anna.

That's why I think that a Peace Lily would be perfect for the office - low maintenance but also give off good vibes.

Judo is Sgt Nicholas Angel AICM cornetto.

who is he? and why am I he?

Have you never seen Hot Fuzz?!

I love Shaun of the Dead, but I don't remember Hot Fuzz.

that is the one about the policeman training for a marathon in Wales?

No! That’s Run Fat Boy Run (shittest film title ever).

It’s the police one, the second in the cornetto trilogy.

Yarp

Heh @ the Hot Fuzz ref.

You should watch it, Judo.

This is too fooking weird.  Less than an hour ago was discussing off board with Wango various slebs seen in respective neighbourhoods, one of which in my case was......Nick Frost. 

Frost is a sleb?

Well he was back then I suppose.  Occasionally see him bumbling round but has he done anything in recent years? 

My celeb spots were much more 6u-able

I saw Tamara Beckwith on Monday

With the exception of the newsreader, they were distinctly unboffable.

I've met that tiny blonde irish lass off of mtv.  she was pyssed as a hoon.  w for me clive.

Sheree FTW

I had a large peace lily in the days when I had my own office. Now that I've been relegated to open-plan (albeit in a partitioned area) I have a few cacti. No doubt in due course I'll be demoted to a Strutter-style pod and I'll keep a sad-looking daisy or something.

Or a thistle.