Oakenshield took a leak

Fucking dwarves - they use the whole world as their urinal.

Are you suggesting that the King Under The Mountain was a paedo?

Was he not the Gobblin’ King or am I thinking of someone else?

I think that may have been a different genre of film, Strutts.  With a different - and exclusively male- target audience.

 

Big of you to fess up to watching it, though.