No BONG, what went wrong?

Appaz, Big Ben will not Bong at Brexit Brash. Was never going to Bong even if they raised the money.

This is most out of character for Boris to announce something unachievable so something must have gone wrong.

Does anyone have any idea how we went from Bung a Bob for Big Ben Brexit Bong to Seriously Sorry but Silence is Significantly Superior?

BREXIT BREXIT - where are you?

Brexit is so 2019. The only people who still care about it are those who are concerned that, inexplicably, there are still forrins and Muslims in the UK. 

 

 

 

man in hat stamps on trailer arm for the portaloo - person sitting on toilet tumbles out of door with their pants down. to the right Tecco leaves his portaloo looking bemused. 

There is a working clock in Salisbury cathedral that dates from the time of Stephen and Matilda.  These things are best left to the shires and paedos in dresses.

/duxta