Nice my pool is bigger than his. I didn't have any issues with newts but I'd been already been through the whole newt process with the house itself. I hope they really like the two new hibernacula I had to build them.
There is a very funny book called Native Tongue by Carl Hiassen. About some protesters collecting newts and painting their tongues blue with some serious ink, objecting to a big condo development..
Chaos ensues, like in all his books, the poor news mainly died of the blue poisoning, then organised crime and corrupt politicians emerge...
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That has long been a tactic of protesters. Grab a bag of toads or newts, throw rhem over the fence, then complain.
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She turned me into a newt...
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You know who else had a thing about newts….?
also, where is his house?
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Ah, yes, our former amphibian bothering anti-semitic mayor of London
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Nice my pool is bigger than his. I didn't have any issues with newts but I'd been already been through the whole newt process with the house itself. I hope they really like the two new hibernacula I had to build them.
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You know who else had a thing about newts….?
Gussie Finknottle?
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This absolute grifter should get down the local community swimming pool if he fancies a dip
And if his lot haven't closed them all
And if he is allowed after all the sexual harassment
fook Boris.
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There are so many planning projects scuppered by newts that I struggle to see how they can be considered endangered.
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From what I've read this is a hangover from EU regulation with newts being threatened across northern Europe but not really in the UK.
He will just need to build a farcical knee high polythene fence round the building works to keep the newts out.
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There is a very funny book called Native Tongue by Carl Hiassen. About some protesters collecting newts and painting their tongues blue with some serious ink, objecting to a big condo development..
Chaos ensues, like in all his books, the poor news mainly died of the blue poisoning, then organised crime and corrupt politicians emerge...
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