New word(s) please for Brexit drama

We need a new words, as clusterfook and shitshow, while entirely apt, don’t really do justice to the enormity of the farce at hand. 

There will be a prizes for the best new term coined.

1st prize - voucher for a pint and a pie, followed by brioche and port, at the Drummond with Chambers

2nd prize -  2 vouchers for a pint and a pie at the Drummond with Chambers 

3rd prize 3 vouchers etc etc