So apparently this stuff stops 70% of the booze getting into your blood stream by converting it to harmless water and H20 and C02 so you don't even get as pished in the first place. It would probably be more cost effective to just drink 70% less.

Not sure why I added water and H20 there. Must have forgotten to take my Myrkl.

Ok so stops you getting drunk in the first place rather than dealing with the consequences of getting drunk?  I guess useful in some situations…

Why would you want to drink and not get drunk?

That is no good reason 

If you don't want to be drunk, don't drink ffs 

Unless it works on that odd occasion at uni when you realised 15 shots in a row was enough to make you come