So daddy your job is to take other people's work and then mark it?! *genuine abject horror on his face* Is that what you do in here all day?
No darling, sometimes I also get to do the work and then other people mark it and sometimes I also speak to people about the marking.
*completely deadpan serious* Daddy why would you do this forever?
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It's OK though, he's got a plan to rescue me from this existential hell with his football career. He's quite clear that we'll have to move to Liverpool but I'm down.
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Heh! The boy has a point. Fingers crossed for the football career!
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bless him. out of the mouths of babes...
My 22 year old son really triggered my fury the other day when I went into autopilot about a woolly answer to an apparent work commitment in his diary, and I x-examined the bluster I was getting. He said "don't shit yourself, counsel, it's not a fvcking investigation and nobody's paying you for this".
Ouch. Bastard.
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I dread the day when they're sharper and more sarcastic than me muttley. Dread it. At that point I'll have to rely on the mutually-understood-but-never-expressed fact that I could still beat them up if I had to. When that goes, it's game over.
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the answer is "because all human life is toil and this is just about the sweetest toil to pound ration out there, kid, come back to me after you've been a chartered surveyor for 10 years"
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Totes agree with this
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If my kid wants to play for Liverpool I will have failed as a father and a human
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mine could beat me to a pulp, though my body fat could absorb some of the early blows to his surprise
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Q: *completely deadpan serious* Daddy why would you do this forever?
A: For the dolla. Now get out and do your paper round.
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That is so sweet. They are so cute at that age (not that my 24 year olds are not lovely of course....... and I won't even start on the wonderfulness of grandchildren...)
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And this is the office where mummydaddy is a total khunt to their colleagues so that you can go to a posh school and have three foreign holidays a year.
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My dad used to tell the tale of when I was young enough that the adults felt safe to talk over my head. They were all amused when I piped up (a propos of their discussion):
"I don't understand. If people don't want to have babies, why don't they just not have sex?"
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