As a chrimbo present he MADE ME a lovely Japanese style coffee table for my flat (he's a carpenter) out of Japanese wood and with apparently Japanese style joints. He did it cos he knows I spent lots of time in Asia and like lots of Asian things.
He left it in his wardrobe to pick up after xmas when I got back home.
Also we like doing yoga and rock climbing together and the other day there was a leak from the ceiling and I climbed up into the roof cavity and was crawling around to find the source - to no avail.
I got him to come up and he figured out it was from the pipe to the extractor fan.
I think I want to fook him. How does one seduce one's housemate? We're both straight so this is not a situation I imagine is common.
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I slept with a housemate once after a drunken night out. It didn’t end well
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So happy you’ve met someone Mugen.
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Unrequited love is so poetic...
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i want to fvck him too. Does he do west london!
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Back off, bitch.
Get your own toyboy
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Men tend to be fairly blunt with such propositions so could try either of the following which are approaches I've received previously:
"I've wanted to f*ck since the moment I met you"
"Do you like a bit of girth?"
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Is your new housemate Frankie from series 2 of Great Interior Design Challenge?
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Sail I think this will require more subtlety and subterfuge. Or drugs. Lots of drugs.
Laz, no - he couldn't look more different. He's taller than me and blonde and has a beard. I imagine he'd like that guy though as he seems to have a sort of arty side to his blokey carpentmen ways. It's very charming.
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Hey, remember that time you made me a Japanese table so I fooked you in the ass!?
I know - totes hilaire!!
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I like your thinking Sorry.
So, frame it as 'just a joke.'
'Just a couple of lads horsing around...a funny story for the grandkids.'
Yes....yes...I think you're onto something....
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Exactly
Oh mate that was so funny ?
I know, I know, legendary bantz
Hey we should have some more top banter some time, it was sooo funny
*Unzips trousers*
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Yeah yeah I’m with you now. This idea certainly has some momentum....
’so remember that hilarious time that I bummed you because I was so grateful for the coffee table and your extractor fan diagnosis...well...you know how funny stories always begin...like...sort of with a first initial joke and they kind of fan the flames with increasingly extreme details?!
I found this ball-gag and this cod-piece the other day and they just screamed ’ba-doom tish’ to me,,,’
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You got this man. Proceed with confidence.
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As a presumably pretty well remunerated IT professional wtf do you have a housemate anyway?
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Do you remember ‘friends’ Tecco?! They’re the people you like wot you do fun things with. That’s why I have a housemate. I’ve known him for a long time and he needed somewhere to live.
He’s not my cash cow although he is going to start paying me. I’ve let him live here for a bit rent free and I really I don’t need the money that much it’s just weird if I put him up without charging.
Do I need to get my magic wand out again. You seem to be aching for it
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I don’t think anyone is hoping to see your magic wand in the near future, including but not limited to your rent boy, cough sorry I mean “friend”.
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Ugh. Tecco I’m making jokes but at this point fook it:
If you want me to try and prove myself as a programmer to you then go on hacker news and read through some comment threads of things you don’t understand. I don’t post under the same name there but if you catch some jokes and some snarky behavior you will probably figure out who it is. My github is the same handle. I don’t have my github on my LinkedIn but I do on my cv.
if you’re going to do this repeatedly then this is rapidly decreasing in interest. I’m not going to respond anymore as I feel I’ve been affectionately jokey with you as you’re clearly a troubled person.
You’re making me not want to post on this anymore and I am so close to just going ‘ok’
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Cry me a river.
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