Would you dress in Blue if you were to visit Bluewater?

probably

Yellow to Yellowstone?

and red if visiting our SRA overlords in Redditxh

But have you rolled yourself in glitter?

I’m sorry but I’m off the crapper now and no longer interested in playing 

Brown is, generally speaking, an unflattering palette. Especially for folks who are trending to stout.

Brown what?

“Especially for folks who are trending to stout”

Yes, we understand why you don’t wear brown m88, but this thread isn’t about you.

Brown what? Suit? Overcoat? Shoes?

None of those for a business meeting. OK, if you're a client from the sticks, or a client in their 70s, 80s, etc, that's probably normal. 

If it's brown shoes with dark suit, no, no, no. Unless your work for MI6.

Heh at the old Box types that used to wear oxblood brogues 

They must be looong gone by now

I have visions of a 1960's ensemble of brown trousers, striped brown and white shirt and a brown corduroy jacket.

Summer; the lefty don or Islington lefty look. Talent-spotter for the KGB.

To me it's more 1980's prep school geography teacher.

Kerrist ALL my geography teachers were functioning alcoholics 🤣 (until they were not  )

Hat

shun you for eternity

Shameful behaviour, bringing the profession into disrepute

Work shoes tend to be brown or black. Unless they’re trainers.

Brown corduroy suit - channelling your inner Marcus Brigstocke

my shoes are blue.

Reported to SRA