NuRancho

Look into a Toyota Landcruiser

Be a man 

SEAT shares in freefall. 

you mean VAG shares

BUT

My next purchase is a V10 RS6 from c.2010

Poor pat's SUV. 

What do you drive HG? Nissan Patrol doing 120+ down SZR flashing your lights at anyone ahead of you in the fast lane?

SZR?

You're based in Dubai right? 

A lot of the NZ rental companies run these. I've rented a couple of previous and current gen ones. They're ok, but the build quality is some way short of Toyota or Honda. I wouldn't sell an ateca/Tiguan/karoq to get one.

No love for the Datsun Zoolander?

Looked at these but quickly discounted as the rear seats in the 7 seater are more of an afterthought. Good value though.