Nah that would have involved him actually going to a match.

A 1/5 hygeine rating isn’t ideal for somewhere that serves prawn sandwiches at half time…

It's a disgrace but it didn't happen at a football match. The glazers need to go. 

At least they won't have far to go after today's match.

As sven would say: heh

And luton doing the toon too (so far).  A happy day for the saaaf