I went to a work do at 11 Downing Street once and at the back of the room there was a picnic table like that, but with 4-packs of Stella (complete with plastic ring holders still attached) and bags of KP nuts, and that was it. 

That's afternoon tea.

Where are the kippers? 

TBH, it looks like a 7-year old's Birthday Party Tea.

Kippers or porridge

Bottle of whisky

That's a proper Scottish spread

I wonder what the honey is for 

Wtf.

Is that a bowl of tablet in the middle?