Invites the question are there limits to the cash you should be able to make from gettibg your bits out? A breast in show index?

How come the slebs still have a good time when they’re bankrupt but the nobodies are barely allowed to buy a pot to piss in?

They usually rig it so they’ve some other assets not in their name somewhere or sponge off their mates.  Or in her case (after the last bankruptcy), earn six figures a year but don’t pay any tax til they get caught again.

why can't she just go away quietly like Sam Fox did?

And Yes, how do these broke celebs still live the champagne lifestyle?

How did Mel B actually get so broke that she had to move back to her mums (her ex didn't take it all, just a chunk).  

I had no idea that mogullin’ was so lucrative.

Or is that a euphemism?

she is a menace re driving.  ffas. 

She's also responsible for the deaths of an alarmingly large number of animals (mostly dogs which keep escaping her property (in the same manner) and getting hit by cars (on the same stretch of road)). The very definition of a waste of oxygen.

Something that still makes me laugh (and I am a heterosexual female).  All those years, all those men wanting to get their hands on her boobs, Sam Fox is a lesbian.  The person with their hands on her boobs was a female.  Good on you girl!