K-Middy ‘abdominal surgery’

What is this?

Gastric band fitting?

IT’S PROBABLY ALL THE STRESS OF DEALING WITH MEGHAN!!!! SHE JUST WON’T SHUT UP!!!

HOW DARE MEGHAN NOT SPEAK OUT IN SYMPATHY!!! I HATE HER SO MUCH, BECAUSE REASONS!!!!

Most likely hysterectomy - London Clinic is popular with gynae consultants but IMO nursing care is not up to NHS teaching hospital standards. If previous abdominal surgery/caesarian, less invasive laparoscopic surgery would be too risky, so longer hospital time (but more likely 5 days) and lengthy recovery period.

Why would one of the worlds skinniest woman take an unexpected break of such time from her duties for a totally unnecessary ‘tummy tuck’ … 

If she wanted to do that surely you just get it done before Christmas and use the already planned break to recover.

 

And a major bowel resection can also require a lengthy hospitalisation and long term recovery. 

I spent 3 weeks in the ICU after mine and it took months before I could live anything like a ‘normal’ life again. . 

 

If it’s a private hospital she’s going Arab style and basically using it as a hotel as well and having a break from Will and the kids and cutting ribbons.

It’s been ages since I worked in general surgery but even after fairly extensive bowel resections for cancer people were out within a week (of course unexpected complications excluded). And that was well over a decade ago.