I HAVE SEEN IT! it's the absolute tits. You def need the full giant screen Leics sq / Imax experience

is this a bio pic of the duchess of sussex?

Yes Clubbers. The tale of an angry apex predator vs a plucky british hero / eco warrior. 

Does it have jason statham doing a truly appalling accent, really woodenly?

yes! on a jetski! doing parkour! saving the planet! It's 100% action-tastic brilliant

I'm very much looking forward to it.

It does sound excruciatingly brilliant

Hey! Leave Jason alone! He's a perfectly capable actor, it's just that he is always cast in the same roles. (Except that Melissa McCarthy one.)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-66372259

Three fins have been spotted in the Thames this morning.

Probably Juho,Mikko and Tapani.  Those lads can handle the cold. 

@ Buzz...

...took me a while. I thought it was an Extraordinary Attorney Woo reference at first...

WHAT DID YOU THINK OF IT, BUZZ???

Heh.  Haven't seen it.  Will get round to it at some point. Probably.