ITS CALLED THE SURRENDER DEAL

BECAUSE THE EUROPEANS SURRENDERED!

THE EUROPEANS!!

THAT'S THE REASON

WE TOLD JOHNNY FOREIGNER TO TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT AND...

 

... WELL ITS COMPLICATED BUT BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENED IS THE EUROPEANS SURRENDERED LIKE I ALWAYS SAID THEY WOULD!!

ITS NOT A BORDER IN THE IRISH SEA IF THE REPUBLICANS CAN VOTE FOR IT TO BE REMOVED AND TO ERECT A BORDER IN IRELAND INSTEAD!

AND THAT MEANS THE EUROPEANS SURRENDERED!!

THEY SURRENDERED!!!

SO WHEN THEY CALL IT THE SURRENDER DEAL YOU CAN SAY

"YES! YES IT IS THE SURRENDER DEAL!! IT IS THE SURRENDER DEAL THAT I VOTED FOR IN THE FULL KNOWLEDGE THAT I WAS VOTING FOR A SURRENDER DEAL!!"

BECAUSE IT WAS THE EUROPEANS - THE EUROPEANS - WHO SURRENDERED!

BUT BORIS HAS DONE IT!

HE HAS SINGLE HANDEDLY BROUGHT THE EUROPEANS TO THEIR KNEES AND FORCED THEM TO SURRENDER TO AN INTERNAL BORDER IN THE IRISH SEA

THEY CAPITULATED. UTTERLY!

AND NOW THE BREXITEERS FINALLY HAVE THEIR MOMENT OF TRIUMPH WHERE THEY CAN EACH CAST THEIR VOTE - IN THE MOTHER OF ALL PARLIAMENTS! - TO GIVE THEIR BACKING FOR BORIS JOHNSON'S SURRENDER DEAL

CAN ANYONE IMAGINE THE EUROPEANS AGREEING TO AN INTERNAL BORDER IN THE IRISH SEA BEFORE BORIS JOHNSON TOOK CHARGE OF THE NEGOTIATIONS?!?

I RATHER THINK NOT!!

YET ONLY A FEW WEEKS ON HERE WE ARE, WITH PRIME MINISTER BORIS JOHNSON'S SURRENDER DEAL!

OH AND AM I RIGHT THAT THE EUROPEANS HAVE - IN ADDITION TO CAPITULATING TO AN INTERNAL BORDER IN THE IRISH SEA - BEEN FORCED TO AGREE TO LEVEL PLAYING FIELD PROVISIONS WITH THE UK TO STOP THEM FROM UNDERCUTTING PLUCKY BRITS?!?

WHAT A MAGNIFICENT SURRENDER THIS IS!!