I'd feel almost guilty about shagging a national treasure, but ... Ellen MacArthur would go like a fast dinghy in a stiff breeze, I reckon ...
It'd never last a year though. She'd need to go iceberg-dodging in the Southern Ocean - and I enjoy boating, but not when risking life and limb is a serious possibility.
If we're allowed into the realms of fiction... Elsa Schneider for me then (phwoar).
@Phoebs - not Marco Polo? Or if being romanced by a cosmopolitan Venetian under the Eastern stars doesn't appeal, Richard Burton (the explorer, not the actor) - a cunning linguist (literally) and famed swordsman who possessed (again literally) an encyclopedic knowledge of sechsual practices across three continents...
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Lara Croft
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No one's going for Tintin?
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I'd feel almost guilty about shagging a national treasure, but ... Ellen MacArthur would go like a fast dinghy in a stiff breeze, I reckon ...
It'd never last a year though. She'd need to go iceberg-dodging in the Southern Ocean - and I enjoy boating, but not when risking life and limb is a serious possibility.
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She'd need to go iceberg-dodging in the Southern Ocean - and I enjoy boating.
A nautical euphemism perhaps? I'm not all that familiar with these sorts of things. Does it involve puffins?
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Allan Quatermain
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If we're allowed into the realms of fiction... Elsa Schneider for me then (phwoar).
@Phoebs - not Marco Polo? Or if being romanced by a cosmopolitan Venetian under the Eastern stars doesn't appeal, Richard Burton (the explorer, not the actor) - a cunning linguist (literally) and famed swordsman who possessed (again literally) an encyclopedic knowledge of sechsual practices across three continents...
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Dora the Explorer
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Maaaate
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Auntie Mabel from Come Outside. Got her own plane ? Check. Dog person ? Check.
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