I would like a job that pays 500k

I'm happy to keep working.

OECD? They pay pretty well, right? Even if not, presumably once you've completed a stint you can write your ticket to a very well-paying job at a Big 4?

Tax partner at a law firm. Done. You get a free boiler too.

The thing about becoming a tax partner is u need to be charming (in a certain manner of speaking)

go to the tax bar

Mine's a pint! (Of lion)

Mid level partner in big firm

Pretty near the top partner in middle firm

Elite sportsperson

Tory fraud recipient

Don’t need to be too charming if you know your shit but do need to be responsive and treat corporate deal guys/girls like clients. If you can do that it should take you long. Even at a bang average firm like mine you’d do well financially.

Sunday Dolla Dreamin' - a classic thread genre that never gets old.

Most pats make the equivalent of a multitun.

Shame paralegals like you don't x

I sort of like treating my colleagues as annoying inconveniences :(

Ok I can probably get over that

The pikey doth protest too much, methinks.

shouldn't you just sell up and buy a place in london and be a london tax lawyer for huge wads of cash. seems obvious

Self made 'multi milionaire' EV Skoda owner does get very chippy when you mention he's a paralegal who lives with his old gal

Why? Dosh doesn't buy happiness.

Just play "Bubble Cash" on your phone. Some lady who appears constantly on adverts insists that she has earned US$250k a month for the last 3 months. Just like that. Easy.