I will dropping by a certain well known EV dealership tomorrow after lunch

For the express purpose of collecting an item already paid for. 

Waft wid me. 

The acceleration just SHOCKED legacy auto and all ICE manufacturers. 

HG reminds me of a guy I knew who claimed to have 3 Porsches.  As the conversation progressed, it transpired that he did indeed have 3 Porches, except they were all old, second hand, and none of them worked.  They were parked outside his mum's house in Croydon, where he lived.  

What a balla.

Blue is hitting strangely close to HG's truth 

He lives with his mum and drives 3 Skodas 

Probably not in Croydon though 

I'd guess Bristol. Loves a scrumpy 

I just don't get this Hugey persona.

Way back in the day he was Bradley Wigga and actually had some fun chat.  He's morphed through various incarnations since.

And now it's all about battery cars.  

It's so odd.  Not even aspirational.  The old Hyoo would pretend to be doing things that got people excited. But seriously, I'd get more excited about buying a new refrigerator than reading a out someone pretending to buy the latest Chinese battery car.