Judy you are probably the only person on the board that subscribes to the telegraph...

He's definitely a Tory 

This is written by AI.

Because it is an advertorial and the paper is not owning up that it is.

I enjoy The Telegraph.

Maybe we just caught him on the wrong week, but funny how initially he came across as very cautious financially but then there are all these splurges. And seriously, a candlelit dinner by yourself?

JC fair enough, I just mean most people will not be able to read the link which is behind a pay wall

Why don't they ever feature 50 year olds earning £28k as clerks or bus drivers or gardeners? It's almost like the Telegraph is woefully out of touch with reality. 

Just press the Escape button on your keyboard before the page loads. 

Or, if on a 'phone, hit the aeroplane wifi thing (this requires more dexterity and speed). 

* 'bus

What Ronald said

how much of a sad act do you need to be to have a pret subscription

just make your own if you’re that into eating sandwich lunches

‘As told to Polly Filla’

Hotnow doesn't appear to understand what a pret subscription is

It’s like your repeating NHS prescription for viagra Davos. 

Also: ha ha you’ve got a pret subscription you little drone

Why would I need Viagra? I'm 20 years younger than you and in impeccable shape 

Imagine not knowing how a pret subscription works and having that as a badge of honour 

Heh

I imagine it entails paying a periodic sum of money to a sandwich company Davis

Do let me know if I’m wrong

It's for coffee hotnow. Now you know

You are wrong  

Also: you’re not 7 yrs old 

you tell some whoppers but pls make them a bit believable 

So the pret subscription doesn’t involve paying pret a repeating sum of money?

don’t make me google this Darvos

Hotnow is the only 27 year old who thinks they are too good for pret coffee 

"My club only serves the finest Columbian" 

Tory?

I tried the Pret subscription free trial when it first came out in 2021 but bc I only drink blank Americano, whilst trying to extract maximum value from teh subscription gave myself heart palpitations bc of too much caffeine.

how much of a sad act do you need to be to have a pret subscription

just make your own if you’re that into eating sandwich lunches

It's for coffee, not sandwiches. I wouldn't get one but many do.

black, not blank.

If a double shot coffee is about 3 quid a day 

And the subscription is 30 quid a month(?) 

It's only 10 a month to get the money back 

One working day saves you quite a bit 

WFH coffee is better and costs less than 50p a cup. 

Work at office coffee is free.

Pret subscription is free once you've paid for it so presumably Dux has got one.

Judo just c&p it would you? I agree with Dux - I'd be more interested in someone on £28k with a family and 'gidge to support

(judo - I had a SPECTACULAR spotted out and about over the weekend but I need to maintain discretion so will msg you. I actually thought of you at the time it was so good)

I now just bring in a jar of good instant.

The coffee in our work coffee machine is execrable.

Bit of a left turn to go from maths at Cambridge to TV production. Must have had an impressively clear vision of what he wants to do to ignore the companies willing to spaff money at him. 

I'm not sure ready made fishcakes are particularly healthy eating.

I wonder where he went to university?

I've seen a few Torygraph articles recently I wanted to read. Might need to take out the subscription

Bit of a left turn to go from maths at Cambridge to TV production. Must have had an impressively clear vision of what he wants to do to ignore the companies willing to spaff money at him. 

More likely a Douglas in maths and family connections in TV