Did they reply to the email? Cancel membership go elsewhere 

I haven’t been in four months

feel great

I wish I had a less twitchy constitution but I don't. Need me some indoor artificial running time.

I have spent an hour a day swimming in the sea for the last two weeks; it’s been great 

Been round your mums house the last four nights.

She's the fittest that she's ever been.

She will probably fat shame you next time you see her.

Unless you count a yoga studio, I think the last time I was in a gym was in 2004, and that was a "fake" gym in the apartment complex I was living in.

How do u fake a gym?