Why does a new car need detailing?

Porsche got every detail just right 

So did Audi actually

Imaginary cars degrade faster i think

Heh. Maybe the battery was a dud?

All new cars need detailing - including my Porsche and it’s MOUNTAIN OF WAFTING TORQUE.

Ceramic coating to prevent the tears of the ICE brokies staining its stunning paint. 

Of course, not everyone can justify a new car. 

Nice to see celery working torque into the repertoire at last. 

I've never had a new car detailed 

Tbf I've only had two new cars 

Growing up poor I could never afford them 

Unlike Got Cucked who lives with his mum off her trust fund 

I think High Guise has genuinely bought an EV at last and thinks it is the biggest deal of all time, hence the endless posting about it.

Chuffed to bits for the little fella tbh.

Not many people get over being poor. Good luck. 

Na I never will, nor do I want to 

Only lonely poshos are ashamed of their privileged upbringings, like you 

who the fock gets a brand new car “detailed”?

who the fock who isn’t american gets a car “detailed” at all?

Maybe he meant 'decaled'? Very popular these days.

Or this decal?

Or perhaps this one?

Detailing is admittedly a luxury reserved for winners. 

Heh at getting an update from the detailer. What is there to say exactly?

Hi mate; yeah I’m mid-way through cleaning and polishing your brand new car for some reason. I’ll be in touch with more news soon.

Heh @ polishing. You don't polish this. 

My owner 'polishes' me?

"Hi mate; yeah I’m mid-way through cleaning and polishing your brand new car for some reason. I’ll be in touch with more news soon"

Haha

More like 

"Alright sun, I've nearly finished cleaning your car for the fifth time today. Still not got the spunk stains out of it but appreciate it is new for you so will do my best. Am charging per hour but that has nothing to do with it. I'll drop it round when I see your mother later, have the kettle on"

Your awful northern sink estate accent comes across even in writing. 

Ah he's been pwned again so gets all chippy 

It's cute really 

I’ve only had new cars (not that they’ve been anything fancy Dan) and have never bothered with detailing.

Ah he's been pwned again so gets all chippy

Exactly why I think he's actually bought one this time. Genuinely feels proud of himself. Like a cute little ewok with his first spear. 

Anyone who really understands cars always get detailing sorted early doors. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7MqMZ6XqMfc

Hey hugey got a new EV?

Hey hugey got a new EV?

​​​​​Well actually it's being decaled at the moment, but presently I'll have an electric vehicle so in some ways the answer to your question is yes. 

What fvck even is detailing?  I can understand it on a boat where many things are extras not provided by the manufacturer like sails and electronics.

It’s a choice made by gentlemen of great taste to ensure their high quality (often, as in my case, bespoke) paint is perfect and not subject to the horrid ‘orange peal’ effect you see on brokies’ ICE vehicles.

WAFT WITH ME AND ENJOY MY PERFECT GLOSS.

Ps. Ceramic coating also stops bird shit staining your car.

I think he meant it's being descaled.

Without being too outy, high end ceramic is indeed on the menu. Well it isn't just about how it drives. It's also important that other drivers look on in awe at the immense and unashamed kerb appeal of the vehicle. 

Hughie’s pet cat is named Jenson.

Gloss is very 2010.  I believe all the cool kids now have matt.