Got a head for heights?

I can't stand these "I'm doing something I really like please give me some money" requests. I'm already funding at least 20% of what you are raising through giftaid I am forced to support. If you want my cash why not clear a fatberg for charity or repair some potholes on your day off? 

I'd like a holiday in Africa for 3 months to fill part of my gap yah.  Might lay a few rows of bricks for a school or some shit or other. Please give me (indirectly) money.