vegetarians have the most lethal ones

This suggests your gut flora are out of balance.  You should be able to digest a vegetable without biohazardous consequences. 

Drink less alcohol, eat a more balanced diet with particular focus on fibre and pulses, take a few supplements like a probiotic and some drinkable bacteria cultures, drink more water, take more exercise, steer clear of white starches and sugar, be sensible about red meat and love your bowel more, then it will love you. At the moment it's trying to get your attention. 

That's actually some wonderful advice. Thank you, mutters. I feel cared for. 

I used to call an old g/f Broccoli cos her fanny tasted different each time depending on the temperature and period of warming.

charmed I’m sure 

A classic RoF thread in the making, this. Just the sort for Mutters to let rip on.

If so Diceman the guy on the bus next to me this morning was definitely a vegetarian. 
I had however always believed that digested flesh was more noxious than digested plant when exhaled. 

I usually quite like my own farts. Since the weight loss meds, my farts smell of sausage and it makes me gag.