I suggest that you wait 6 months and if it seems to be doing well then tell us that you did (possibly using the phrase ‘guess I called it’) in a doomed attempt to impress someone and if it isn’t then never speak of this again.

You know the drill, you’ve been doing it for long enough.

I'm considering opening a position too. On your mum.

Buzz. Maaate.

Late as usual hugey 

Everyone knows who quickly you come, Bertha. 

Heh @ strutter

guess you called it 

Opened the position to tonight. 

Topped up Nike. 

Well that's a decent evening shift. 

Note the absence of any disclosure as to whether the imaginary position is long or short.

If it does well, it was long.

If it tanks, it was a short.