Hey, what does Brian Lara's d*ck taste like?

I dunno, ask your wife.

Yes, that one didn't, er "go down" very well did it.

Warne:  I’ve been waiting four years for another go at you.

Cullinan: Looks like you spent it eating. 

I enjoyed the subtlety of the Mark Waugh-Jimmy Ormond exchange.

Yep, the best ones are always a sledge followed by a better sledge in response.

'So how's your wife and my kids?'

'Wife is fine, kids are retarded'

Athers in a warm up game in Aus, gloves one but is given not out, stands his ground

Keeper: mate, you’re a dirty fvcking cheat

Athers: when in Rome…

Mark Waugh and Jimmy Ormond was great!