Drunk Amazon-ing

I apparently bought a book on how to make your own books on Amazon while drunk on Friday night.

 

What's the oddest thing that you have purchased while drunk on Amazon?

I once bought an iron bench vice from Amazon.  About a foot and a half long and heavy as fook.  I accidentally got it delivered to work and the post guy was sweating like a pig when he brought it to my office.  He said it was the weirdest thing he had ever had delivered.*

*this was before the naked avenger sent me an army helmet and a smoke grenade

I once bought a plug in heater for my freezing cold reluctant inlaws visit at christmas

oh isn't your country stone house lovely

GET SOME CENTRAL HEATING THO

anyway it's like a plug you plug in and it generates heat

A teal blue ukulele. It matched my lounge and it's more of an ornament than something what is played. I was most confused when the odd shaped package arrived. It's nice in a way though, like sending yourself little surprise gifts!