I once bought an iron bench vice from Amazon. About a foot and a half long and heavy as fook. I accidentally got it delivered to work and the post guy was sweating like a pig when he brought it to my office. He said it was the weirdest thing he had ever had delivered.*
*this was before the naked avenger sent me an army helmet and a smoke grenade
A teal blue ukulele. It matched my lounge and it's more of an ornament than something what is played. I was most confused when the odd shaped package arrived. It's nice in a way though, like sending yourself little surprise gifts!
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I only ever ordered one book which was not available elsewhere
i do not buy from Jeff bezos the stinky tax dodger and slave owner
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I once bought an iron bench vice from Amazon. About a foot and a half long and heavy as fook. I accidentally got it delivered to work and the post guy was sweating like a pig when he brought it to my office. He said it was the weirdest thing he had ever had delivered.*
*this was before the naked avenger sent me an army helmet and a smoke grenade
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I once bought a plug in heater for my freezing cold reluctant inlaws visit at christmas
oh isn't your country stone house lovely
GET SOME CENTRAL HEATING THO
anyway it's like a plug you plug in and it generates heat
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My drunken internet shopping tend to results in tickets for things I don’t want to or can’t attend - spice girls concert being most notable example
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Shortly after a very drunken trip to Sydney, a friend of mine took delivery of a stuffed wombat he'd ordered...
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A teal blue ukulele. It matched my lounge and it's more of an ornament than something what is played. I was most confused when the odd shaped package arrived. It's nice in a way though, like sending yourself little surprise gifts!
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I'd like to learn the ukulele.
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I've just been bought a banjolele.
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