strong "maybe we ask the police to check under their patio" vibes from those 2

Is that Gyles Brandreth's daughter? I assume so. 

Yep, she used to be a councillor in El Brute

Discussing issues: “We’re fvcked, aren’t we?”

tbf if they win they're probably going to end up a shadow minister on day one

And still be a shadow minister on day 3650. What a way to spend a decade. 

I loathe Gyles Brandreth but my god can he make me laugh and then hate myself for laughing at his stupid story...

The only point of Giles Brandreth is to be an excellent guest on QI.  It's like he was bespoke-built just for this purpose.

Tbf aftually, he did write a mavdicfic novel where Conan Doyle and Oscar Wilde were the detectives, that was quite good