The proportion from time to time of MPs who've taken it up the arse probably depends for the most part whether the Lib Dems had a good one or a bad one at the last election
"I mean, not out of some perverted fantasy, but just out of interest.
For example, did Teresa May ever take it"
I have long assumed that the Welsh candidates have. And the Scots MPs with horses. Although the English Tory MPs need to perform in a threesome with your mum before their selection. This is a given. However I understand she had converted to the Brexit Party, and after all that work she now needs to give oral sex to all of Nigel's 600.
I’m now fixated on the idea of her baby-oiling up that big caboose of hers and getting on all fours, saying “come on you dirty bastard, stick it up there and ride me rotten” before fixing me with that psychotic smirk of hers.
The more right-wing the male Tory MP, the more they are trying to hide their sexual past. Those who voted against equal marriage are the biggest hypocrites. Their sexuality is irrelevant, the fakery and hypocrisy of the ultra Tories is, though, when they supposedly support traditional values in the hope no-one recognises them in the cubicles at the airport or behind the pub in Hampstead or Clapham.
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*theresa
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i don’t understand how ppl can continue to spell that incorrectly
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it's probably because they don't care enough to check. afterall, you knew who I meant.
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I suspect she's more of a golden shower fan but with her husband on the receiving end.
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Do any MPs take it up the bum?
Theresa May
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Top Rank
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Arlene Foster, pre marriage.
"It's ok Brian, I'm still pure."
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The proportion from time to time of MPs who've taken it up the arse probably depends for the most part whether the Lib Dems had a good one or a bad one at the last election
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Speaking of Lib Dems, Mark Oaten also took it out of the arse.
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Heh
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she's been with him a long time. it can't all have been missionary with the lights out.
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Reverse cowgirl alan with her wearing a stetson every birthday for him in that household I reckon.
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nope
hth
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*to the OP
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A handy reminder that Oaten was active in the House.
He was always tabling motions.
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This thread leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
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I think that Swinson likes it doggy with those lovely mommy tits of hers sagging down.
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Eugh
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I should imagine that all the ex public schoolboys have for starters.
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Mmm. Imagine what they had for pudding.
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Every public school alum over the age of 45 or so I imagine.
Oooof, now have an image of my local MP holding hot buttered crumpets in his crack for his fag master...
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That’s right and you always spot them because they habitually wear a top hat, spats and a monocle
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There is to be no question that Luciana Berger takes it Alan style. Do not ruin this for me.
*fwap fwap fwap*
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Heh Tecco.
Never change.
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the answer to the original question is: no
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SirPittCrawley 06 Nov 19
"I mean, not out of some perverted fantasy, but just out of interest.
For example, did Teresa May ever take it"
I have long assumed that the Welsh candidates have. And the Scots MPs with horses. Although the English Tory MPs need to perform in a threesome with your mum before their selection. This is a given. However I understand she had converted to the Brexit Party, and after all that work she now needs to give oral sex to all of Nigel's 600.
What is your point? (so to speak).
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Sounds like I’d better wear my monocle and spats for Christmas drinks!
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Where’s Laz to speculate lustfully about Witham’s own Priti Patel?
Penny Mordaunt. surely.
Oh and possibly Keith Vaz, although I imagine he’s more of “top”.
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I have never "wondered" whether Ms Patel likes it in the botty. It has never appeared to me to be a question.
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If Priti Patel has any experience of the bumsechs I assume it would be as a giver rather than taker.
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Peggy Patel
Tbf a few of the ruddier cheeked Russell Harty candidates look as if they’ve just been on the end of one.
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I’m not sure tbh. She’s quite domineering in her day job. Do you not think she might switch submissive in the sack?
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I’m now fixated on the idea of her baby-oiling up that big caboose of hers and getting on all fours, saying “come on you dirty bastard, stick it up there and ride me rotten” before fixing me with that psychotic smirk of hers.
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One imagines that scaffolding of some nature would be advisable before attempting any sort of work on an arse of that size
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yeah but you’re thinking about it
thats the point
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The more right-wing the male Tory MP, the more they are trying to hide their sexual past. Those who voted against equal marriage are the biggest hypocrites. Their sexuality is irrelevant, the fakery and hypocrisy of the ultra Tories is, though, when they supposedly support traditional values in the hope no-one recognises them in the cubicles at the airport or behind the pub in Hampstead or Clapham.
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