Heh.  We haven't had a mingeoplasty related thread for quite a while.

I have a friend who used to be a clinical psychologist in the NHS whose job was to assess wimmin for vagoplasty

(she never passed a single patient - they were all just trying it on)

Reminds me of one of my finest hours in this esteemed profession:

*phone rings*

*Buzz answers*

The Labrador: Hi Buzz, it's the Labrador (so named for his boundless enthusiasm to sign documents, usually before commercial terms are agreed). Can you act for me in an investment in a business called Countryliner?

Buzz: Sure, what's Countryliner?

The Labrador: It's a bus company.

Buzz: Sounds more like a niche plastic surgery business.

The Labrador: *silence*

Earlier today I was perusing in a bookshop*

I saw a title called The Perennial Vortex but in my hast I misread as The Perineal Vortex which would be a very different story.

*How flanders & swann is that for an opener

Why do all these tiresome  women - Enser- DeGeneres- Greer- etc, have Daddy issues?

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/jun/12/the-apology-eve-ensler-review

Probably.  If your dad abused you, you probably would have issues too.  But you're just tiresome full stop.  Without even sexual abuse as an excuse.  But I can come over and change that for you, if that would help. 

How's the divorce going?

Tarq - don't be an arse.

Great detective 

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