Leave im, Stix, he ain’t worth it

It’s the fooking story of the century you berks

what the fook else is there to talk or think about?

Agree that this shits on any other news event of recent times. Much better than Brexit which tbh got extremely boring

Imagine this is it. The one.

Also, let’s face it, when it comes to ROFnalysis of the vuvu and it’s implications, me and Dr C. Panzee here are the only acts on the board.

Yeah because you have repeatedly been so accurate in your predictions about it m6.  A modern day Nostrafookingdarmus.

“It won’t come to Hong Kong”

”no one will die”

”we are all safe”

”it won’t be a pandemic”

lol.

The first three of those are literally the opposite of what I said you fat neverlaid pathological liar

On the latter, I certainly said there was a decent chance it wouldn’t be a pandemic.

There was.

You said there’d be a massive outbreak in HK. That doesn’t look to tasty a prediction now does it eh eh eh 

You pretty much did albeit I am man enough to admit I paraphrased because I couldn’t be arsed to trawl through your inane ramblings to find the exact quotes.

Time will tell on HK, we didn’t expect Italy so this bad boy is clearly unpredictable.

I thought it might well come to HK so we relocated to the U.K. My actions give your lie the finger on that score, sun. The irony being - my fears in that department were actually not fulfilled. As for me saying “nobody will die” or “we are all safe” - good god LOL.

Squeak said the little piggy squeaaaaaal!

I've finally got it m8s. After two years. 

Congratszzzz

Wow what a thread. Tecco rinsed it as per.

Yeah. Dux did you specifically look out this thread to post your Covid diagnosis?!

Get well soon. Even if you are group 2

Lol Laz. 

Please, please, predict the Ukraine situation.

Let me guess. 

NATO should let it rip? Because of football? 

Perhaps we should follow some beggered dictators action plan?

Or anything controversial because you're

A. bored

B. drinking alone

C. bored and drinking alone. 

HTH m4

Still not had it. Or have I?

Not if I'm inside you, boner sun. 

Thoughts and prayers ducks 🙏 🤲 🙏 🪦 

Cheers m8s. Feeling pretty rough tbh. 

It would be ironic, if after your calculations that 99pc of all roffers were going to croak, the one that did turned out to be you….

…. It won’t be though 👍

I think I said about 5% of rofers would, without a vaccine. Probably slightly conservative in hindsight. 

I think the IFR before vaccines was about 1% wasn’t it?

Many roffers are vulnerable and weak. And fat. 

The first step is acceptance,  Risky. Well done. 

Trevor Jesty, who I saw earlier in the pub, sends his best wishes.

Many roffers are vulnerable and weak. And fat. 

Quite an admission from a type 2 diabetes roffer.

I love it when, even on a thread where Laz has transparently made no incorrect predictions whatsoever, the shit throwing chimps of ROF still trot out all the “hey Laz hey Laz your shit predictions” etc

U guys make Russia Today look like amateurs at desperado countrrfactualism

"I think the IFR before vaccines was about 1% wasn’t it?"

After everything we've been through, people still have such bizarre ideas about the risks.

The IFR for the average roffer, however weak and fat, was a tiny fraction of 1%.

It was overwhelmingly the over 70s who died, and of them the majority were over 80.

There are still loads of anti vaxxers getting it, are 1% of them dying (the under 60s)? Ffs.

Spurius fighting be the war lost a year ago. 

"Trevor Jesty, who I saw earlier in the pub, sends his best wishes."

R U SERIOUS

"Covid fanny" has now been replaced with "fusion fanny"