Cwackle me cwanbewwies, wrangle me waspbewwies and wither me wazzocks that’s a weally wunderful sphagnum undergwoth 

David?  David is that you, channeling via a lawyers’ internet forum!?

Yes. Wewcome to my new wowd. Weally wonderful to woam the weird wowd of the lawyer’s fowum. The 

Worst bit of which is the wobbly wifi that cuts me off mid-

- want

Well bloody good luck with it - it seems the perfect medium for a popular, if dead, naturalist.

Well that's Lenny Henry's act fvcked then.