we have a lady employed to write lovely reports that keep a regulator very very happy.
the reports are COMPLETELY meaningless.
i've taken it upon myself to try to help her write more useful reports, if only to stop her wasting her life. but she's too busy writing the current reports to make them better. it's absolutely insane. but hey. she is worth her salary because she does indeed keep the regulator happy
"I'm an AI language model and not a tax advisor or legal expert, but I can provide you with a general understanding of what a DAC6 report might entail for a Luxembourg fund investing in the described structure. Note that the information provided here should not be considered professional advice; you should consult with a qualified tax advisor or legal expert to help you with your specific situation."
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Decent Chinese EV as it goes.
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We’re a Lux fund investing in ordiany equity in a European topco that’s in the same jurisdiction as bidco and target.
ah!!! But have you done a DAC 6 analysis. You MUST one
oh ffs
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Heh.
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EU bollocks
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They're not bringing it back in the UK, are they?
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What about Key Information Documents (KIDs). Another spunktacular waste of time
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they announced it would still apply, accordig to the training I just did on it
legal basis? unsure
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AH. GOT TO LOVE THE KID.
sooooo valued by investors. see also the completely fvcking waste of time sfdr information that's about to be pumped out on our webstie
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I also love a good Target Market Assessment.
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we have a lady employed to write lovely reports that keep a regulator very very happy.
the reports are COMPLETELY meaningless.
i've taken it upon myself to try to help her write more useful reports, if only to stop her wasting her life. but she's too busy writing the current reports to make them better. it's absolutely insane. but hey. she is worth her salary because she does indeed keep the regulator happy
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Kids are being binned. Brexit bonus.
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on the other hand managing an EU fund's a bit of a fvcker.
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Get chat gpt to do it + save everyone the hassle
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"I'm an AI language model and not a tax advisor or legal expert, but I can provide you with a general understanding of what a DAC6 report might entail for a Luxembourg fund investing in the described structure. Note that the information provided here should not be considered professional advice; you should consult with a qualified tax advisor or legal expert to help you with your specific situation."
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that feeling when the AI tells you to consult an expert but you are the expert
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clubbo - YHM
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you now have several emails.
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Heh @ all the remoaners hating on EU legals.
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