Is it an actual quantum computer?  I didn't realise they were anything more than lab experiments.

TBH I would be a bit wary of roffing whilst my machine was operating in the dungeon dimensions of its own volition

it is a real thing - quantum computers are operational although we are only at the very beginning of exploiting their potential

at only US$15m a pop, the 2000Q is the world’s first mass market quantum desktop

Spooky but cool if true