Cockney is an area of London where criminals live

The police don’t arrest them because - and they are very particular about this - they only slaughter their own

Don’t you mean cockney is brown bread?

good point..

Soon, no one will be able to tell if Dick Van Dyke's accent was what it really sounded like..

I still use the slang I picked up from Minder.  In shtuk is a favourite.

They were lovely boys, loved their mother, you could leave your doors open.

A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere—no right to live. Remember that you are a human being with a soul and the divine gift of articulate speech: that your native language is the language of Shakespeare and Milton and The Bible; and don’t sit there crooning like a bilious pigeon.

Your people are from Lissom Grove are they not?

My hopes of pulling a Norris are diminishing by the day.

I’d rather hear old school cockney accents than the faux street Afro bruv patois tbh

Wot Cookie said.

“faux african inflection”

you mean the actual way actual people actually speak english in London? How awful of them not to speak it the way Your Gammonness desires.

is your Doris a Norris?

It’s absurd to allege there’s no diversity btw when you look at the prevalence of that street accent, to say nothing of the prevalence of skunk use amongst an overlapping demographic. 

Heh @ laz  11.38

Lovely bloke.  He did nail my head to the table once.  But then, I'd broken the unwritten rule, hadn't I?

Doug or Dinsdale?

Spiney Norman.