went to my son's christingle thing in the church this morning. what the actual fuck is that all about?
And lo, Peter bestowed upon jesus an orange with a candle in it and some sweets stuck on (but liable to fall off a lot) and jesus saw it and it was good...
what the fck? could they be any more pagan?
i have no memory of this from childhood but my mrs reckons her school did it (and she as she gets bored of me saying is a proper pagan).
at least when I had to pretend to be religious as a child we did proper things like eating the flesh and drinking the blood of an actual 2000 y/o deity (probably 1986 tbf but that's still a good innings).
big shout out to the baptist parents who actually sang rather than do the cofe mumble.
srsly tho the jesus orange?