Captain Tom's £100 gin...

Heh. 

 

Imagine writing the wedding gift thank you letters. 

uncle James and Aunt Polly - thank you so much for the Le Crueset saucepan set. We both love to cook and can see your gift being the starting point of many of our family meals for years to come. 

Dr Crypto - thank you for your odd gift. 

I don’t know why the “Independent” has such a desire to ruin the Foundation and the Family. It’s really distasteful. 
 

Risky ping me your addy on the WhatsApp Gr0up (too many snakes in here) and I’ll send you one!