Sunak desperate, desperate to avoid another reform defection so is doling out a non-job worth a few extra grand in this worthless piece of sh1t 's bank account before he's turfed out in October. Achingly pathetic little turd that Sunak is.
Pig faces are not very thick. Ā Not seen pig faeces in the flesh but think it's closer to the consistency of cow poo than say sheep poo which is pretty thick and sturdy at times.
first, how big is uxbridge? are 3 fish and chip shops not enough?
second, what happens if the 'campaign' succeeds? will the government legislate to create great british fish n chips and open a shop in uxbridge? or is this chappie doing a big of advertising/ marketing for harry ramsdens who have agreed to open in the old M&S if he gets 100 signatures?Ā
third, I'm dubious about his claims that a new chip shop will support the local economyĀ
how can the fish and chip shop thing be a matter for an MP?
The petition he is getting people to sign includes some small print that makes it a data harvesting exercise. I guess they want to bombard the sort of person who would sign a petition for a fish and chip shop with targeted ads.Ā
1/ the sheer comedy of the latest industrial strategy - fish and chips shops?
2/ which ave been ruined at least in part by their own fooking incompetence
3/ in true Tory nimby style he actually voted against it...Ā
He actually voted against it. On what planet did he therefore think this was a good thing to go out and campaign on? Even if it wasn't a bonkers thing to campaign on anyway?
Are we quite sure that this entire Tory administration is not some sort of elaborate performance art entitled "Flapping Canvas (The Political Destruction of a Circus)"
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Sunak desperate, desperate to avoid another reform defection so is doling out a non-job worth a few extra grand in this worthless piece of sh1t 's bank account before he's turfed out in October. Achingly pathetic little turd that Sunak is.
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A close second:
https://x.com/tuckwell_steve/status/1772955631240036725?s=46&t=Gq6LevnmvzwJvsMpYLZB7AĀ
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Pig faces are not very thick. Ā Not seen pig faeces in the flesh but think it's closer to the consistency of cow poo than say sheep poo which is pretty thick and sturdy at times.
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Richi wife doesn't have time for this small minded tripe. He's too busy stopping the boats:
Channel: Record migrant numbers cross Channel since start of 2024 - BBC News
and growing the economy:
GDP monthly estimate, UK - Office for National Statistics (ons.gov.uk)
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Threeepwood27 Mar 24 14:50
Sunak desperate, desperate to avoid another reform defection so is doling out a non-job worth a few extra grand
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smart move for Sunak, I don't recall who the previous holder of this non job was but i'm sure it guaranteed their loyalty
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My fave Tozza nonsense today is the flab bucket who took Bojo's Uxbridge seat. He's on a campaign to require a fish and chip shop in his town. Wtaf.Ā
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there seems to be a Birmingham video in the same vein as the london video doing the rounds
it's getting slated, but I wonder if it would have landed better had the london video not been such an absolute car crash
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Soz, tom on it already!
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how can the fish and chip shop thing be a matter for an MP?Ā
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Jellymonster27 Mar 24 15:52
My fave Tozza nonsense today is the flab bucket who took Bojo's Uxbridge seat. He's on a campaign to require a fish and chip shop in his town. Wtaf.Ā
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so much to unpickĀ
first, how big is uxbridge? are 3 fish and chip shops not enough?
second, what happens if the 'campaign' succeeds? will the government legislate to create great british fish n chips and open a shop in uxbridge? or is this chappie doing a big of advertising/ marketing for harry ramsdens who have agreed to open in the old M&S if he gets 100 signatures?Ā
third, I'm dubious about his claims that a new chip shop will support the local economyĀ
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The petition he is getting people to sign includes some small print that makes it a data harvesting exercise. I guess they want to bombard the sort of person who would sign a petition for a fish and chip shop with targeted ads.Ā
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I think he knows he's out of a job in October so is going to open a fish & chip shop. This is viral marketing.Ā
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Presumably he's looking to increase his employment opportunities in the area post-getting his arse thrown out of parliamentĀ
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Still, it canāt get any worse so they may as well hang on for as long as possibleā¦
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Threeepwood27 Mar 24 16:14
Presumably he's looking to increase his employment opportunities in the area post-getting his arse thrown out of parliamentĀ
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can't be that, we already know ULEZ is a key issue in this election and the spear which the tories will skewer with to avoid being reduced to 50 seats
how can it fail
it's a Rishi strategy!Ā
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Gullis has unpacked and settled in for a long stint in his new role.Ā
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coming back to the fish shop guy, it seems there might be some method to his madnessĀ
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Someone hold that c unt down while we shave off his bum fluffĀ
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Tory trophy cabinet looking a bit spursy there
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He doesn't own a single book
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That khunt is thirty four years old
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He doesn't own a single book
Unfair.Ā
Theyāre probably just kept with the colouring in pencils.
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Heās a conveyancing solicitor?
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The Tuckwell thing is breathtaking:
1/ the sheer comedy of the latest industrial strategy - fish and chips shops?
2/ which ave been ruined at least in part by their own fooking incompetence
3/ in true Tory nimby style he actually voted against it...Ā
He actually voted against it. On what planet did he therefore think this was a good thing to go out and campaign on? Even if it wasn't a bonkers thing to campaign on anyway?
Are we quite sure that this entire Tory administration is not some sort of elaborate performance art entitled "Flapping Canvas (The Political Destruction of a Circus)"
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He seems a solid choice. Oxford man.Ā
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Huge fan of the stupid seagullis meme on twitter
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that pic is VERY unfair on the seagull
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Seagulls are smart and intelligent so the comparison doesnāt work.
Although they do steal from people so maybe it is.
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