Burning Man Festival washed out

And nobody being let in or out.

I have not laughed so much….

Turns out the nearest civilisation is less than 5 miles away. Just walk you mugs. Chris Rock managed it and he's ancient. A few hours through the mud at worst. 

Imagine the law suits. They negligently failed to provide mudcraftframes and/or to arrange suitable weather causing the plaintiff to have to walk 5 miles occasioning serious injury 

looks like absolute fvcking drivel but I’d probably go if I were nearby.

There is a town just down the road, it’s true. A place called Gerlach. The Burning Man organisation’s offices are there.