Brexit is happening at 11pm GMT

heh

we're having a brexit party (to salvage a tiny positive from a massive negative)

everyone comes as their favourite EU country and brings booze and food from said country.

sound lame and try hard. will probably be lame and try hard but that's never stopped ne before

can we come?

bagsie the new independent republic of Scotland

God it's going to be like a really weird eurovision isn't it

I feel a bit sick

we did it for the world cup - booze and food from the teams playing.

c'etait bon

seeing as I'm the host I'm tempted to go as one N. Farage with Mrs B as my very own Kate Hoey

Troll your friends Bam. Refuse them all entry to your new independent Brexit Britain.

Can I come?

heh@mal

“I know that you’re bringing food and drink and asking for nothing in return but I must keep control of my border.”

I dont think you've thought this through bam. every1 will come as spain or italy or france. you will have 72 different types of cured pork and so much cheese you will devalue your house with the smell. no1 is going to come as a German (see prince harry, supra) so no rancid wurst and no1 will come as belgium so no chips. My favourite EU country is poland so I have brought you some pig sick with dumplings.

i hope for your sake all your m7s go sub ironic and come as they are (as a great man once said), as englishers bearing fish in batter, savaloy (is that the plural), chips, vinegar and pints of tennant's extra