Thanks all! Although that's possibly an image of strutter I didn't really need. But hey, if it brings luck to me as it doubtless has to so many others, that's a good omen.
Yes, but domestically (within the Rufus fatherland).
They were most keen to know how I could handle that. Apparently a lot of their new hires find it tough. FFS, I have moved (properly, not just in the same region) 25+ times in my life. Of which more than have been between between continents.
The magic of Rof. Now shit gets real, so no real-time updates. But a gentle application of genitalia from time to time over the coming weeks would be appreciated.
Vigorously administering you a virtual teabagging of the late night Vauxhall clubland kind, this very minute Rufo. With all the relentless mechanical efficiency of the Prussian Wehrmacht in its pomp.
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*liberally smooshed up against laptop screen*
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I shall sploosh the nads against the iPad for you old bean.
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Hcrggmjcrfdsgmk
*that was the mighty strutter love mallet being hefted onto the keyboard*
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Presumably the keyboard in question being three desks away.
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Three desks away and currently having what are now its dozen or so parts swept up.
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I should think nothing less.
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Thanks all! Although that's possibly an image of strutter I didn't really need. But hey, if it brings luck to me as it doubtless has to so many others, that's a good omen.
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Buddy I didn’t know you were banged up! we could have all written to you, but good work on the planned escape! #swag
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T!
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^ Plums duly applied.
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Barman’s post is on a 1:1 scale I’ve been informed.
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Strictly1:250k
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No comment
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*crosses fingers, toes and eyes*
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Thanks all. Think I gave it my best shot, so as the Germans would say, die Hoffnung stirbt zuletzt.
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Genau! Update us when you hear, alt Obst.
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Can I uncross my love spuds now? They're starting to ache and they've gone a curious crimson colour.
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Thanks Badders. Please let the spunkbunkers roam free...
Stage 4 of 5, and been remarkably quick so far. Hopefully the agony won't be too prolonged.
And hey if it doesn't work out, there's always next time.
(not saying I won't want to get drunk and smash something of course.)
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Would this mean a relocation, Rufus?
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Yes, but domestically (within the Rufus fatherland).
They were most keen to know how I could handle that. Apparently a lot of their new hires find it tough. FFS, I have moved (properly, not just in the same region) 25+ times in my life. Of which more than have been between between continents.
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:-)
The magic of Rof. Now shit gets real, so no real-time updates. But a gentle application of genitalia from time to time over the coming weeks would be appreciated.
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mouse to boob for you Rufus.
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Another victory for the strutter love mallet.
Is there anything that it can’t do?
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Again...
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Thanks all.
Fingers (and other things) crossed.
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;-)
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Did the soft squishies work?
If so.. much joy and happiness to you!
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It seems they did. The door has drifted a little further ajar, but their job is not yet done...
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Vigorously administering you a virtual teabagging of the late night Vauxhall clubland kind, this very minute Rufo. With all the relentless mechanical efficiency of the Prussian Wehrmacht in its pomp.
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*applies all squishy things to screen*
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Thanks all!
If indeed I do manage to saunter out the door into the fresh air outside, my path will have been softened by soft bits of my fellow roffers.
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(•Y•)
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the magic of rof! Looking forward to not being a lawyer ever again.
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Those should be normal smiles. I am by no means angelic.
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3-ducks, joining the celebrations, broke cover and was immediately beset by spears from the natives from all directions.
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Better watch those natives!
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