You got another emergency tracheotomy to do?

Bloody steak restaurants

Err neither.  I prefer a fountain pen, nothing posh just a Parker.  Got a matching Parker ballpoint if anyone wants to borrow a pen from me heh.

Sell me this pen

I could sell anyone a muji pen, they're literally the best pen ever

Bic - shaving with a Biro is virtually impossible 

Pilot G2 with a slightly modified Mont Blanc rollerball refill.

Or an Ohto Rays Rollerball

No quills ?

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"muji pen, they're literally the best pen ever"

YES!!!

Many high fives!

Tax weirdos.  I don't even know what that is.  *pats reliable old Parker lovingly*

Osborne Clarke biro's and DLA Piper felt tip....

I am with you on the parker tecco. there's one particular client I have that has parker rollerballs in the meeting rooms.  and moleskin pads.  their biscuits, sadly, are sub par and lunch meetings involve platters of wilted pret sarnies.

the lord giveth with one hand etc.

Wtf sort of business has money to burn on that these days?!? 

Because I want in. fooking sick of hair shirts at every turn.

I'd rather have a withered sarnie and a nice moleskin pad to take away, than some fancy grub and a biro that doesn't work.

Almost what Dux said. I have moved away from Moleskine and have started using Lichtürm notebooks. I prefer the dotted paper to the lined.