Bento can I has a chip?

Got to be the moving away from London one. Any of them - countryside, bath, Bristol, wherever, even Scotland.

Pretty much all of the above can be found on the High Street, London Town. Just ask the cabbie for "the middle of London" and you'll find them.

You missed best borough. 

No chip. Just dusting down my RoF Geoff Tipps persona.

London is shite. Sorry lads

Best place to get stabbed.

Best place to get robbed.

Borough with most open drug-dealing.

Borough with most  homelessness.

Borough with most uncollected rubbish.

Borough with most puke on the pavements.

Borough with most affrays inside/outside pubs.

Borough with most idiot drivers playing booming music.

Best place to pay too much for a drink?

Best Borough to rent a broom cupboard for 50 to 60 per cent of one's salary?

Best place for pollution/ poor air quality

Most crowded tube line.

Smelliest tube station.

Borough or street with most dirt-caked pavements

Pingu. Totally agree.

Moving away from London. To Berlin, perhaps. Or Biarritz. 

Love the London hate.

Hard for some people to accept, I guess, that on an objective basis, London is the greatest city in the world.  

Bentobox m88 pls feel free to start a similar thread about Hull or Pontefract - I would genuinely enjoy this but obviously lack the relevant knowledge myself.

Laz - in Pontefract it's Big Fellas Nightclub