A real morel quandary, this one.

Funnily enough I was just thinking about the lack of reasoably priced Australian eateries in London.

I guess this is not the best time to start up such a venture.

Even more so if, after all that, your ex husband cancels. She wasn’t tempted just to order a pizza?

She thought she was marrying a really fun guy...

her husband couldn't make it as there wasn't mushroom left in the house

Funnily enough I was just thinking about the lack of reasoably priced Australian eateries in London

There's one near me... if you want to pay £25 for a small burger and £8 for the smallest portion of chips.

They do a good brunch though but still £20 for an eggs royale is a bit much

USB-sniffing dogs..

Cheaper than hiring a button man.