Arse torn between Corporate and Finance

"The thrill of being at the cutting edge of transactional law gives me a real thrill, and a prolapse." Tabitha, Third Seat (other two badly worn). 

Yes. Once upon a time there was a paralegal that made up share purchases. They all tanked. People laughed. He tried to show them by playing the currency market, but couldn't understand whether more or less dirhams to the £ was a good thing.