Are you good with children?

I am. Perhaps because I am one. 

Heh. 
 

As if anyone lets the creepy 60 year old tax lawyer who lives alone and takes frequent solo holidays to lesser developed parts of the Far East anywhere near their children.

I used to have baby magic. When parents introduce me to their toddlers, the latter are known to have taken a look at me, burst into smile and start clapping, or try feeding me whatever snack they have in their hand.

I may have lost that touch a bit in recent years.