Absolute Flabulous

Pug-nosed gimp. Lard boy. And I go, Yeah? What have you ever done on telly? Nothing. So don’t…

If we're handing out insults for being fat, let's have a go at him. Look at him! And he's got glasses. Let's... foureyes as well! Why don't we call him fatty fatty toad boy if...we're... You know, at least start on him and then move on...