Friday night: meh gets the riviera express overnight train to penzance.
Saturday: meh gets take to breakfast, lunch and dinner at beautiful places as well as sightseeing whenever she wants in Cornwall.
Saturday night: meh gets the rivera express overnight train to Paddington.
A day with el Tecco. Nothing can go wrong.
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Dude stop trying to make fetch happen
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No offence but as a middle-aged man should you really be saying things like "totes"?
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À l'attention de Mademoiselle - nos choix de menu pour le petit déjeuner, le déjeuner et le dîner. Puissions-nous nous joindre à Monsieur pour recommander particulièrement les rondelles d'oignon infusées à l'héroïne avec un côté de six Aftershocks. Bonne chance.
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heh
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Sounds like a good day out
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Tecco earlier flossing his teeth to get ready for the big date
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Ffs
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Anyone else spot the machiavellian bit in the dirty old sea-dog’s plan?
Yep, the Night Riviera does NOT run on a Saturday night.
Poor Meh would be held captive at Tecwith Towers overnight on Saturday...
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Looks like Tecco is trying to make felch happen
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It would be like an episode of Poldark
if Poldark was Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb
and Tecco towers was an abandoned tin mine
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Creepy as fook.
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How many times has everyone else been sick? I just arrived here, so I reckon I'm low on the leader board, but I still have some recollection, so I can probably bump some threads to get me back up there.
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Is this a ...Meh only deal?
I wouldn't mind a breakfast and look around Tintagel
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wot sumo said - sounds ace
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breakfast lunch and dinner out plus sightseeing is an ambitious agenda suggest largish brunch and skip lunch
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BOKE.
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I HAVE JUST PUKED ALL OVER MY SECOND BEST PAIR OF TRAINERS
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I mean, if I was to pick a person who grades his trainers
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U r so fat
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what gave it away
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Alas, I have college all day Saturdays. Sad face etc etc.
Also, whilst I appreciate people suggesting potentially catastrophic activities to distract/entertain me, I'm ok. I don't have a free evening until a week on Sunday. And by then I anticipate the following week will be fairly chunky too. I have entered the ok with stuff phase. And I really am. I have some clarity and I'm looking after myself and being good to myself and spending time with good friends and hot men and eating a fookload of cheese. So all the LA/Teclis stuff may be well intentioned but entirely unnecessary.
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Meh, you did sort of invite this level of RoF interest / intervention in your dating life by apparently living it virtually minute by minute on the board...
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Nah. It's one thing to provide entertainment to the board and another for people to intervene IRL.
Anywho. Whatevs.
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Tbf I doubt Teclis has any expectation you will go to Cornwall
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Tbf I doubt Teclis has any expectation you will go to Cornwall
TBF, we'd probably have to take some safeguarding steps for Meh if she did.
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Heh don’t be absurd. I was just bored and playing around.
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and that's the line from the cannibal murder trial that the press would all quote
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Shaddup sumo you’re next on the invited list. And I’ll feed you cream teas until you actually burst! #jamfirst
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As it happens tecco it is likely I will be down your way in the summer.
Would you be up for a pint or two in Penzance were that to be the case and you happen to be in residence?
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a mint maybe
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If we must, re:penzance being an utter bowel of humanity. There is only one nice pub there, The Longboat.
The only other pub of note is The Turk and that’s just for the food but it smells oddly of “old person”.
We could always meet there and then I could get my driver to take us somewhere a little more civilised for a pint and a bite. Details we can work on.
But yes, of course. Do you have an anon email? I’ve taken to just using my normal one. I shall furnish you with appropriate telephone numbers etc.
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You don't have a driver you loon. You have the telephone number of a bored taxi driver who calls you "me lover".
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Or, I have a guy who lives with his wife in a property that belongs to me and does my gardening and will drive me around when I ask him to.
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literally the entire board seems to have been sucked into this thread, with nothing else even moving.
Now what is going on here?
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why don’t you just get a car and drive it urself
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Had I meant my regular taxi driver I would have said so.
hth
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Can’t drive at the moment Laz, but I do have three cars!
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ah ok m88 hasn’t kept up w the news
hope u r back behind the wheel soon
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Certainly will when u 2 hit the milds
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cool - I'll let you know if and when that happens (july most likely)
you already have my nonny and we have previously corresponded briefly on it - imaginatively enough it has the word 'strutter' in it, so a quick search should pick it up, but if not then let me know and i'll send it again
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Splendid I’ll look when I get back to my computer.
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Laz - nah not likely to happen anytime soon sadly. I do go and turn the engines over from time to time and technically I am allowed to drive, but I really shouldn’t on my current medication regime.
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